1. I drank more coffee than I should have this week, I believe it is related to getting less sleep than I should have but I am not confident in that assessment, I will let you know when my children wake me up at 5:30 tomorrow.
2. Complaining about Facebook on Facebook is like complaining about animal rights while cooking a t-bone. Don't like it? Switch to Tofu. Don't like tofu? Good, Ron Swanson would be proud of you. Don't know who Ron Swanson is? That means you spend too much time watching Meredith Grey sulk and not enough time laughing your head off. Don't know who Meredith Grey is? Congrats on being the .5% of our population who is living their own adventure rather than watching someone else's.
(Note: I am not part of that .5%)
3. Mark Zuckerberg is every bit as awkward as me my Sophomore year. (I was a late bloomer, you want to fight?)
4. Don't fret if your kid isn't reaching benchmarks before all of their punk friends, with their dry underwear and their ability to remember the number 15 when counting to 20, God made them perfect and they will hit their benchmarks when they are ready and God has planned.
5. When potty training sometimes you just have to throw underwear away.
6. When your kid is potty training sometimes you just have to throw underwear away.
7. A well timed poop joke is the best fodder for comedy.
8. Audiobooks are great as long as you want to listen to the same person talk for five hours straight without remembering a word of what they said.
What are some of your random thoughts throughout the week? What about Facebook's announcements or the Dodger fans that finally have something to cheer about (the inevitable collapse of my favorite team, the Giants)? Have a good Friday, I hope as you read this I am asleep or drinking my third cup of coffee.
(Note: I am not part of that .5%)
3. Mark Zuckerberg is every bit as awkward as me my Sophomore year. (I was a late bloomer, you want to fight?)
4. Don't fret if your kid isn't reaching benchmarks before all of their punk friends, with their dry underwear and their ability to remember the number 15 when counting to 20, God made them perfect and they will hit their benchmarks when they are ready and God has planned.
5. When potty training sometimes you just have to throw underwear away.
6. When your kid is potty training sometimes you just have to throw underwear away.
7. A well timed poop joke is the best fodder for comedy.
8. Audiobooks are great as long as you want to listen to the same person talk for five hours straight without remembering a word of what they said.
What are some of your random thoughts throughout the week? What about Facebook's announcements or the Dodger fans that finally have something to cheer about (the inevitable collapse of my favorite team, the Giants)? Have a good Friday, I hope as you read this I am asleep or drinking my third cup of coffee.
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