I thought that I would sit, write, and see what came out. So this is what it is, a list of reasons that I have not blogged in a very long time:
1. I have been weeping since Justin Bieber cut off his luscious locks, who are my sons supposed to look up to now? A short haired Biebs? I don't think so.
2. Brian Wilson told me stop, he was threatened by the wit that I possess, that and how much more manly my beard can be than his. You're Welcome.
3. Preseason baseball analytics have consumed every available minute I have. (Really Vegas, you think the odds of the Phillies winning it all is 3/1? (Also, I don't gamble.))
Truth is, I am here, I am not dead but i have been super busy. I'll get back to blogging soon.
1 comment:
What great excuses!! I will never question your lack of commitment to anything again. If I see you slacking off ever I will know that there are indeed some legitimate reasons hiding outside of the normal range of possible excuses after reading epic reasons like these!
Great to see you back at, even with this short bit of wonderfulness. Talk to you soon and HAPPY (almost) BIRTHDAY!!
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