I thought that I would sit, write, and see what came out. So this is what it is, a list of reasons that I have not blogged in a very long time:
1. I have been weeping since Justin Bieber cut off his luscious locks, who are my sons supposed to look up to now? A short haired Biebs? I don't think so.
2. Brian Wilson told me stop, he was threatened by the wit that I possess, that and how much more manly my beard can be than his. You're Welcome.
3. Preseason baseball analytics have consumed every available minute I have. (Really Vegas, you think the odds of the Phillies winning it all is 3/1? (Also, I don't gamble.))
Truth is, I am here, I am not dead but i have been super busy. I'll get back to blogging soon.
