I like weddings. I may be different than most because I like the ceremony more than the reception. And it may be because I dance like my 14 month old, but I just happen to delight in the ceremony. Let me walk you through my thoughts and observations as it goes on:
3:55- Find a seat, look for people I know well enough to sit next to without feeling awkward if I brush elbows with them.
3:56- Watch a slideshow of really cute pictures of the bride and groom while secretly wishing I knew them well enough to be in one of the pictures.
4:00- Okay good, change of music, enter grandparents escorted down the aisle by groom/brother of bride.
4:10- Grandparents still being escorted down the aisle.
4:12- Change of music, her comes the wedding party starting with the friend no one thought would be in the wedding, then future brothers-in law, then close friends and family.
4:14- AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Did everyone see how cute the flower girl and ring barer were walking down the aisle? They will probably get married, or in a fight at the reception.
4:15- Awkward silence, music is stopped, double doors in the back of the church are closed... Fire drill?
4:16- Organist begins to hammer the keys and everyone stands up, double doors open, everyone is looking at the bride, but I am different, I am looking at the text messages from people I texted earlier to try and find a seat. (Unfortunately 3 weren't invited to the wedding and one was the groom).
4:17- We all continue standing awkwardly, staring at the back of the persons head in front of us, my guy is bald and has a mole.
4:20- And we are sitting, the Pastor talks for awhile.
4:22- Vows, standard, not those hippie vows that people write themselves.
4:30- Unity candle took 15 seconds to light now we have three and a half minutes until the band finishes whatever the current worship song is, probably "Our God is an Awesome God" (This post may have been written in 1989).
4:33.50- Reading of scripture by the friend who was almost close enough to be in the wedding party but the numbers were uneven so she gets to read scripture instead. Weird, I have never heard Revelations 21:8, followed by Genesis 2:25 at a wedding before.
4:35- Pastor Preaches, cell phone starts playing "When the Saints Go Marching In" and everyone checks their phones at the same time even though no one has had the ring tone for 5 years.
4:45- Kiss, loud hooting and hollering, song comes on that should never be played in a church as the wedding party dances out.
4:46- Chapel is empty and a huge mess of rose petals is left for the janitor to clean up.
I love weddings, I am excited I am in one tomorrow, by good friend Kevin Helton is marrying his love Teri Bartel. The officiant is my old youth Pastor Josh Lane, plus it's in Cayucos. Booya, and to everyone else who is attending a wedding tomorrow, enjoy it, and give the bride and groom lots of money during the money dance, not a dime and .63 cents left on a Sonic Burger card (You know who you are.)